still waiting for their live action rom-com
Every single thing that has happened in the last decade feels like it was orchestrated by Revolver Ocelot
0h, I said this in 2018.
Update to read “decade and a half”
obsessed with the way my robotics team lead talks
she’s reinventing hieroglyphics
She’s the only person who truly understands how emojis were meant to be used.
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Anonymous sent:
What’s your thoughts on sexual relations with robots?
hornetstabber replied:
i turned this computer on like 5 minutes ago can i have a brief moment of peace before i have to read these things please
you turned the computer on 😳
grox:
Too good to stay on twitter
rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3
all of you masturbate
he’s got that previously neglected shelter dog rizz. he looks like he wants to quietly sit next to you on the couch while you watch TV
he looks like he lets out a pathetic sad little sigh sometimes for no reason
you know what? fuck you. *unionizes your salt*
hmm. well this was supposed to say uniodizes but i guess im a champion of the salt working class now